"You always tease me about how I don't like to eat anything red because I never did as a kid, right?" I said.
"Right..." my parents said.
"Well, I would like dispute that now. If we're going to say there's a color of food I don't like, then it should be orange."
"Orange? Why orange?"
"Because I don't like anything orange. Oranges, orange flavor, orange drinks, even orange bell peppers."
"How are they different from green bell peppers?" Dad asked.
"Well, I don't like any kind of bell pepper," I said. "So if you want to tease me about something, it should at least be accurate. From now on, orange."